Those
who cannot make history…
are
doomed to rewrite it.
Patriot Battles by Michael Stephenson
In my collection of newspaper advertisements from
the Revolutionary War I have one that always brings a
smile to my face. It ran in the year 1777 and reads as
follows “WANTED for
his
Majesty’s
service, as an assistant to his Excellency General Howe
and Hugh Gaine, printers and publishers of the New York
Gazette, a gentleman who can lie with ingenuity. Enquire
of Peter Numbskull, collector and composer of lies for
their Excellencies at New York.” Well it took
231 years but I believe the best man for the job has
arrived. Michael Stephenson has the credentials that
would seem on paper to make for the perfect author of a
book called Patriot Battles, A former editor of the
Military Book Club, Contributor to National Geographic’s
Battlefields and a long time student of military
history.
Hidden deep within the book is some wonderful
information. Unfortunately trying to get to that
information is like bobbing for apples in a cesspool,
You can get the fruit but you are going to have to
swallow a lot of...um, excrement in your effort. Among
the conclusions of Stephenson are #1 the Patriot Army
was not made up of patriots but the very poor who could
not get any other work. #2 George Bush is a bad
President and the Iraq war is bad (Yes I realize that
this may not seem relevant to a Revolutionary War
history but it does not stop Stephenson) #3 The British
really were not so tough, in fact they were really lousy
soldiers. #4 The Americans won only because they had
greater numbers and the British weren’t really trying.
Now I hope I did not just spoil the book for you. If you
hate America
and the Founders then this is the book for you.
As for me, I feel like the bodyguard that just
took a bullet for the boss. I know all I did was read
(and review) this book for you but you have been spared
dear readers from wasting $27.95 and long hours of
suffering. No greater love hath any reviewer than he
that suffers through this whole book for his readers.
Patriot Battles by Michael Stephenson is
available from Harper Collins and my trash can until
Friday pickup.
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